

~ Terry Bradshaw on Al Bundy “ Do you understand the gravity of this situation?” ~ Nappa on Oscar Wilde's claim “ Big deal, I won four Super Bowls, but no one cares about that!” ~ Oscar Wilde on Al Bundy “ What?! Nine THOUSAND?!” Quotes “ One time, Al Bundy scored over nine thousand touchdowns in one game!” Is wanted in the Philippines over a bad shoe deal with Imelda Marcos.Is a proud father of Kelly, the bimbo slut and Bud, the failed stud.
Lady: I want something to go with thisAl Bundy ( from Al Bin D'Ynah) was the first man to discover the powerful force within the sub-nanostructures of beer atoms in 1879 – 21 years before Max Planck even knew how th spell his own name. when everything is totaled up, then they go for the check book.Bundy is the current owner of Ring of Honor.He is NOT a founding member of Al Qaeda.His only weakness was red headed women.Tried for many years to assassinate Oprah.He was also one of the founders of the now-ruling-the-planet organization NO MA'AM ("National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood").His valiant attempts to prevent the right for women to vote failed and, despite his repeated warnings to President Calvin Coolidge, eventually led to his resignation. Was the 3rd Vice President of the United States from 1920-1923.Al Bundy was once imprisoned in the notorious prison known as Azkaban.As Al Bundy the Great, he discovered modern day Estonia in the 13th century and again in the 21st century.Is the brother of Ted Bundy and King Kong Bundy.He became a Navy SEAL and went to Vietnam and killed over 400 nva and vc.and took their shoes,wives,sisters and oldest daughters.Īl Bundy was a leader in the men's rights movement.Īpart from these legends, historians and Hollywood producers are in general agreement of the following facts.He played football once against Terry Bradshaw in high school.
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